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30 January 2011 @ 07:02 am
I don't know why women frequent the internet. They're too easily butthurt for the internet. Know your place, woman. This is no place for insecure twats with delicate sensibilities.

Especially the fat ones.
 
 
27 October 2010 @ 03:28 pm
I think nanowrimo is a retarded practice for retarded people who call themselves writers. To set aside just one month to write a small novel only exacerbates the poor writing that has inundated contemporary literature. I know a lot of the dumb bitches who participate in it will argue that 'it's just a rough draft that can be edited later~~~~~~~~~~' but it's still an attempt at forcing creativity, for an entire month no less, which is the very foundation of poor writing. The only way to create something good is by doing it on your own time, when it comes to you, regardless of the month or the amount of time it takes to get it done. nanowrimo is how bullshit like twilight happens. anyone who isn't clever enough to have figured this out is too dense to be writing and probably shouldn't be forcing their inane drivel upon the internet.

Also fanfic isn't writing. It's taking the plots and characters of an accomplished writer and living vicariously through them by butchering the story into an unidentifiable mass of crap. To call yourself a writer when all you're capable of is fanfic is like playing Madden NFL for twelve hours a day and then calling yourself an athlete. You look like a doofus. Stop doing that.

I really wish nanowrimo never existed, because it encourages nonwriters to attempt to be writers and it's just painful for my inner literary snob.
 
 
19 October 2010 @ 09:13 pm
What was the last song you couldn't get out of your head no matter how hard you tried?


The one where brenden wasn't fired for being a useless aspie retard and for running a vacuous celebrity gossip community that is home to the most braindead cavernous cunts on the internets.

I know this faggot would really love for every answer to this question to be ZOMGZ LADY GAGA (she is so not talented at all and if you listen to her, you're just one of the many spineless, brainless followers of today's failing natural selection), but I think I'd rather say something here about Testament and how everyone on LJ is too much of a pussy to even know who they are.
 
 
30 January 2010 @ 03:02 am
God, weeaboos. gtfo already.
 
 
29 January 2010 @ 02:58 am
Ladies and gentlemen.

Fanfic is retarded. 'Retarded' is a slur and makes people with retarded family members butthurt. But it is also used to describe things that resemble those retarded family members, like if something is stupid. Like fanfic. There are real writers out there who don't scam off of other people's original ideas. I respect them. Fanfic writers, not so much.

Also fanfic can't be triggering to rape victims. Kill yourself or get over it, but that's kind of lame and embarrassing.

Females get easily butthurt. It's funny. Change your tampon and stfu already.
 
 
 
18 May 2009 @ 10:31 pm
Yeah, hey. Not that I'm biased or anything, but I'm going to be a little reluctant about taking employment advice from an obese fifty-year-old cow who barely graduated high school and was out of work for eight months after being fired from her previous job for limited productivity. Just sayin'.

No, no. That was being tactful, and I'm not a tactful person. SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH YOU FAT COW. BY THE WAY DID I MENTION YOU'RE FAT.

I hate fat people. They are disgusting, and have really no reason to be here. Really. If you disagree then you are gay.
 
 
25 February 2009 @ 08:14 am
Sarah Palin to reimburse state for what I can only assume were embezzled funds.

She is really not doing a very good job of proving that women are ready to be successful politicians.

...was her daughter a fatty before she got knocked up? Man. What a waste.
 
 
bluscreenofdeth
11 August 2008 @ 03:59 pm
Ladies, when your pussy is so nasty that I can smell your stench lingering in the toilet boil when I go in to use it after you, you know you need to go find some Summer's Eve or some shit.

Also, if your ass is so fat that you can't even make it inside the bowl anymore, you shouldn't be shitting in a bathroom. You should be on exhibit at the zoo. Gross, fucking obese cows.
 
 
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